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Insipid Excitement
Claire, 22, from Wisconsin. What you'll find here: cats, food, men who like men, nerdiness, books, fandom stuff, rainbows, and more cats.
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“In English,” Professor Austin said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”
A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
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Exclusive Webisode Preview: Suits “Quote for Quote” [x]
M: “I’ll be back.”
H: “May the Force be with you.”
M: “Yippee ki-yay, motherf-“
AND THE ALTERNATE VERSION. http://dev-video.usate.nbcudps.com/series/quote-for-quote—alt-version/v1405327
CLICK THE LINK FOR THE ALTERNATE VERSION!!! YOU HAVE TO!!!!
SCREAMS THE ALTERNATE VERSION
OH MY GOD. IT JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER. THESE TWO. GOSH.
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Needs Headphones
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1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES
2.PRESS PLAY
3.CLOSE YOUR EYES
ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.
DO IT NOW.
YOU HAFTA USE YOUR HEADPHONES OR IT WONT WORK
(Source: awesomaticeric)
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Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.
As an English Major this excites me!
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I’ve seen 55! And there’s plenty I’d like to see… I’m fine with having no life.
SUPPOSEDLY if you’ve seen over 70 films, you have no life. Mark the ones you’ve seen. There are 239 films on this list. Copy this list and paste this on your Tumblr. Then, put x’s next to the films you’ve seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click post at the bottom….
Teen/Romance:
() A Cinderella Story
() Another Cinderella Story
() Step Up
() Step Up 2
() High School Musical
() High School Musical 2
() High School Musical 3
() Hannah Montana Movie
() Enchanted
() Sydney White
Total: 0
() She’s The Man
() Licensed to Wed
() The Break-Up
() 13 going on 30
(x) 27 Dresses
() P.S I Love You
() Made of Honor
() What Happens in Vegas
() Get Smart
(x) The Princess Bride (It’s one of the best movies of all time!)
Total: 2
() Camp Rock
() Wild Child
() Ella Enchanted
(x) The Princess Diaries
(x) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
(x) 50 First Dates
() The Lizzie McGuire Movie
() Hotel For Dogs
() Just Married
(x) Freaky Friday
Total: 4
() The Hot Chick
() Sleepover
() Confessions Of a Shopaholic
() Twilight
() Nancy Drew
() The Devil Wears Prada
() No Reservations
() Perfect Man
() Australia
() Never Been Kissed
Total: 0
Comedy/Humour:
() Yes Man
() Bedtime Stories
() The Pink Panther
() The Pink Panther 2
() Marley & Me
() Cheetah Girls
() Cheetah Girls 2
() Bratz
() Haunted Mansion
() Paul Blart Mall Cop
Total: 0
() The 40-Year-Old Virgin
(x) Night in the Museum
() Night in the Museum 2
() Evan Almighty
() Bruce Almighty
(x) White Chicks
() Neverending Story
() Meet the Spartans
() Meet the Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
Total: 3
() Scream
() Scream 2
() Scream 3
() Scary Movie
() Scary Movie 2
() Scary Movie 3
() Scary Movie 4
() American Pie
() American Pie 2
() American Pie Band Camp
Total: 0
Adventures:
(x) Harry Potter 1: The Sorcerer’s Stone
(x) Harry Potter 2: The Secret Chamber
(x) Harry Potter 3: Prisoner of Azkaban
(x) Harry Potter 4: Goblet of Fire
(x) Harry Potter 5: Order of the Phoenix
(x) Harry Potter 6: Half-Blood Prince
(x) Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings: Return Of the King
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Total: 11
(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
() Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull
(x) The Mummy
(x) The Mummy 2
() The Mummy 3
() Journey to the Centre of Earth
() City of Ember
(x) Finding Neverland
Total: 6
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chest
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World’s End
(x) X-Men
(x) X-2
(x) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
() Spider-Man 2
() Spider Man 3
() King Kong
Total: 7
() Hellboy
() Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
() Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
() Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
() Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
() Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
() Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
() Underdog
() A Series Of Unfortunate Events
() Batman: The Dark Knight
Total: 0
Action/Thriller:
() The Matrix
() The Matrix Reloaded
() The Matrix Revolution
() Terminator
() Terminator 2
() Terminator 3
() Ocean’s Eleven
() Ocean’s Twelve
() Ocean’s Thirteen
() Casino Royale 007
Total: 0
() Bourne Identity
() Bourne Supremacy
() Underworld
(x) Butterfly Effect
() Death Note
() Death Note 2
() Death Note 3: L Change the world
() Resident Evil 1
() Resident Evil 2
() I, Robot
Total: 1
() Rush Hour
() Rush Hour 2
() Rush Hour 3
() Mission Impossible 1
() Mission Impossible 2
() Mission Impossible 3
() I Am Legend
() Predator I
() Predator II
() Signs
Total: 0
Horror:
() Saw
() Saw II
() Saw III
() Saw IV
() Saw V
(x) The Grinch (WTF? This is not a horror movie…)
() Texas Chainsaw Massacre
() Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
() The Ring
() The Ring 2
Total: 1
() Final Destination
() Final Destination 2
() Final Destination 3
() Ghost Ship
() From Hell
() Child’s Play
() Seed of Chucky
() Bride of Chucky
() Gothika
() Nightmare on Elm Street
Total: 0
() The Grudge
() The Grudge 2
() The Haunted Apartment
() Siren
() Silent Hill
(x) The Mask
() Son Of The Mask
() Alone
() Omen
() House Of Wax
Total: 1
() The Eye
() The Eye 2
() Shutter
() When a Stranger calls
() The Fog
() The Orphanage
() The Skulls
() Cruel Intentions
() Cruel Intentions 2
() House of 1000 Corpses
Total: 0
Cartoons:
() Lilo & Stitch
(x) Ice Age
() Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
(x) Madagascar
() Madagascar 2
() Kung Fu Panda
() Bolt
(x) Wall-E
(x) Monsters Inc
() Shark Tale
Total: 4
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
(x) Shrek 3
(x) Finding Nemo
(x) ET
() Cars
() Ratatouille
(x) Toy Story
(x) Toy Story 2
(x) The Incredibles
Total: 8
Inspirational:
(x) Little Miss Sunshine
(x) I Am Sam
() The Day After Tomorrow
() Coach Carter
(x) The Last Dance
(x) To Kill A Mockingbird
() Conrack
() Midnight Sun
() Little Black Book
(x) Hotel Rwanda
Total: 5
Classics:
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
() Titanic
(x) Romeo & Juliet
() Frankenstein
() A Midsummer Night’s Dream
Total: 2
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If you can correctly pronounce every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Try them yourself.
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Oh my god, this poem is in the textbook for the pronunciation class I had last year (my 1st year at uni, studying English)! O_o
That was fun! :D There was about 12 words I didn’t know, and only 8 I actually pronounced incorrectly. Why yes, I’m an English major and I love Linguistics, lol. Suck it, my silly, stupid fellow native English speakers - learn your language!
